Things you'll never hear Batman say...

[Batman1977]

Ripped off the concept from the DC boards, but it's funny.

Things you'll never hear Batman say:

-"Hey Robin, you ever seen a grown man naked?"

-"Please don't tug on my cape."

-"Up, up, and away!"

-"This looks like a job for Robin"

-"Do you take Visa?"

-"My bat-sense is tingling"

-"Please don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."

-"Hey Diana, where's the bathroom in your jet?"

-"I'm the goddamn Batman!"

[Batman1977]

Here's some more! LMAO

"Looks like you were right and I was wrong. Good going, buddy."

"Hello? Diana? Let's ditch the boots tonight and put on the dancing shoes. Whatta you say?"

"Ahhh, let the cops handle it. Smallville's on tonight."

"Leave Britney ALONE!"

"The city is quiet tonight. I think I'll turn in early and catch my TiVo'd Gilmore Girls."

"Alfred! Have you seen my spandex?"

"Hey Babs, Robin and I were wondering if you knew what a 'ménage à trois' is."

"CHEEEEEEEESE!"

"Don't taz me, bro!"

[WonderGirl6]

"Excuse me, waiter, I don't mean to be a bother, but this is grape jelly, and I asked for strawberry jelly for my toast."

"Tonight, I think I'll go with the bunny slippers."

"I have finally gotten over my parents death. Alfred make me a snack."

"Penguin, may I recommend toothpaste? Maybe Mentadent?"

"I fight crime yet Waynetech contracts instruments of war."

"I'd like to see you do THAT upside down, Selina."